Ten Necessary Skills to Live in Japan

- A skill to fall a sleep in the train (to neglect people and the weak who your seat should be given)
- A skill to keep your arms high up in the train (not to be mistaken for an offender touching women's body)
- A skill to make a line (to buy anything, to wait for a train, and to live in Japan. Everything's in order.)
- A skill to pretend to speak English (to make them believe you're from the United States)
- A skill to drive a car skillfully (to avoid people in a narrow road and park your car in a limited space. Any scratch to another car must be treated as an accident to be informed to the police.)
- A skill to avoid bitches (not to be a husband divorced and deprived of your baby)
- A skill to eat smelly food without pinching your nose (to eat natto, miso soup, wasabi, roasted fish, etc.)
- A skill to sort garbage (to dispose garbage in accordance with the municipal's rule and recyle it)
- A skill to open shy Japanese mouths (to communicate with people)
- A skill to give up using imagination and imitate people's action (not to get angry about the Japanese policy)